Women vs Men in the Shower

    How To Shower Like a Woman 
    • Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. 
    • Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 
    • If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas in case he wants to grope you. 
    • Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc. 
    • Get in the shower. 
    • Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 
    • Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 
    • Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 
    • Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. 
    • Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 
    • Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 
    • Rinse conditioner off hair. 
    • Shave armpits and legs. 
    • Turn off shower. 
    • Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. 
    • Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner. 
    • Get out of shower. 
    • Dry with towel the size of a small country. 
    • Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 
    • Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 
    • If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 
    How To Shower Like a Man 
    • Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
    • Scratch yer crotch. 
    • Walk naked to the bathroom, cocking yer leg to crack a loud stanky fart. 
    • If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. 
    • Look at your manly physique in the mirror and flex yer biceps. 
    • Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. 
    • Get in the shower. 
    • Wash your face. 
    • Wash your armpits. 
    • Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 
    • Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Try and squeeze out another one.
    • Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 
    • Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. 
    • Wash your hair. 
    • Make a Shampoo Mohican 
    • Pee. 
    • Partially dry off. 
    • Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. 
    • Admire willy size in mirror again. 
    • Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 
    • Return to bedroom with towel around waist. 
    • If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. 
    • Throw wet towel on bed.
    Source URL: http://gotobeskinnybitch.blogspot.com/2010/07/women-vs-men-in-shower.html
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