Pun in the Oven

    Everyone loves a good Pun, right?  

    I know I do...here's a lazy post for today because I'll probably be either partying like a Rock Star or working my ass off and far too busy to post on my blog.
    • Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
    • A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
    • Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
    • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
    • Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
    • I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
    • If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
    • Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
    • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
    • Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
    • Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
    • Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
    • Banning the bra was a big flop.
    • Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
    • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    • A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
    • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    • A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
    • Without geometry, life is pointless.
    • When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.
    • Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
    • When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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