Flash Fiction Friday 55 - Episode 22

Writing is the name of this game.  The aim is to write a complete story in 55 words.  Sometimes its easy, sometimes you have no clue.  I don't claim to be a writer (at all) but what does come out is from the heart.


So, head on over and join the Blorgy of Writers - to G-Man (The Blorgologist) and hook up with him and write your 55.  Here's mine:




Lights, Camera, Action!
Heavy red velvet curtains slowlyopen
Excited twinkling-eyed 7years olds enter Stage Left
Cue Music!
Dancing,
Singing,
Twirling and Bopping
Showcasing their carefully practisedmoves
Loud Applause from thethrilled Audience
But the spectators are only ThePparents
Waving mum’s and dad’s wearinggoofy smiles and moist eyes
Beaming with Pride







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Blog Stalk Friday is hosted by Crazy Brunette Chick

Head on over there to meet The Princess of Class, Trash and Sass.  Follow her rules or she'll go loco on yer ass!



Fawk you Friday over at  Boobies






 Here's mine for the week:
• The stubborn hangover I suffered on Monday, all day! I'm never fucking drinking again...
• The vicision South African sun that burnt my pearly white scottish skin toa  crisp over the weekend.  I love summer but my tender skin does NOT play along.
• F-F-Fuck you to the arsewipe that thought he was gonna cut me off in traffic on Wednesday morning.  My kilowatts are more than yours, Wanker!  Step aside..The  Orange ST Beast's turbo kicks in and nails your pathetic Loser arse to the wall.  Dipshit!
• My final Fuck You goes out to the two little piss-willies who tried to rob my Boerewors of his cellphone in the traffic yesterday.  Did you little Bastid Fuckers think you would get it right?
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Flash Fiction Friday 55 - Episode 21

It's my 21st FFF55 Birthday, Y'all!  


Get out the Champers!!!!


Flash Fiction Friday 55 writers is the name of the game.  The aim is to write a complete story in 55 words.  Sometimes its easy, sometimes you have no clue.  I don't claim to be a writer (at all) but what does come out is from the heart.

So, head on over and join the Blorgy of Writers - to  G-Man The Blorgologist and hook up with him and write your 55.






Jump into my world
And read my soul
 Peruse the rooms
 Tell me what you feel
 Everyone would interpret it in a different way
 Not everyone can identify
 The proper view
 The colours
 The shades
 The mood
 The sensations
 There are no hidden meanings
 Look carefully
 Go with your gut
 Use your sixth sense
 Believe







FlogYoBlog Friday hosted at 
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Blog Stalk Friday is hosted by Crazy Brunette Chick

Head on over there to meet The Princess of Class, Trash & Sass











 Its also Fawk You Friday over at Boobies. 

 Here's my Fuck You's for this week:
• The fucking assbags at MTN cellular network who reactivated my OLD mobile number after waiting 5 days to get a NEW number.  Do you have to get everything wrong?
• The Motor Vehicle Licencing Department who are ripping us off by charging us nearly R1000 to renew our 2 cars and small trailer for a year and giving me the run-around with all the bloody paperwork.
• Fuck You to the Sprite Zero that exploded all over my desk and keyboard without prior notice.  Now everything is sticky!
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Flash Fiction Friday 55 - Episode 20

Yeah..... I know, Friday's are always hectic at A Daft Scots Lass' wee Blog.

Join the Blorgy of Flash Fiction Friday 55 writers.  The game is to write a complete story in 55 words.  So, head on over to The Blorgologist himself G-Man and hook up with him.  


I haven’t told you today 
How much you mean to me 
I haven’t told you today 
How much happiness you bring. 
I haven’t told you today 
That you mean the world to me 
I haven’t told you today 
You’re the best thing that has happened to me. 
I haven’t told you 
That I love you!








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Fucked Up Friday Follow usually hosted by Crazy Brunette Chick  
who has taken a drunken sabatical this week. 




So head over to Blog Stalk Friday hosted by Gucci Mama this week



 Its also Fawk You Friday over at Boobies.




Here's this week's Fuck You's and they go out to:
• The Genius Fuckers at Ekhurleni Municipality for cutting my water and lights off for 24 hours even when we'd paid the over-priced bill and a wee bit more!  Urgh! 
• Fuck You to Avon and their liquid hand soaps.  I bought two this week and none of the fucking pumps work. Don't you just destest bad fucking workmanship?
• Fuck you to my lazy-ass colleage who's been off three fucking times this week and this bitch has had to do all her fucking work! 
Roger that - over and out.Source URL: http://gotobeskinnybitch.blogspot.com/search/label/rockin%27%20mami
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